I changed the names so their info won’t get out. They are in Bold font.
AF:”So, gentlemen,
I’m sitting here watching “The Silence of the Lambs” and I wonder if
any of Jodie Foster’s boyfriends (or, ALLEGEDLY, girlfriends) have
ever said to her “Baby, you are so fine I’d attempt a presidential
assassination for you”.
My guess is probably not. But did you see her in “Flight Plan”? No? Me
neither. I don’t think anyone did.
Even money says she plays Kristen Stewart’s mother in a disappointing
rom-com in the next five years.”
AO:”You gotta pull back from that ledge, dude- every time Jodie Foster is
mentioned in an email or a phone call, your name goes on a list at
Langley.”
CT:”Oh Crap, I shouldn’t have said it was a secret. Ahh… it’s too hot today…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLUh-CLGiPw
Oh crap I just did it too!”
AF:”Paul Ryan’s budget would cut $900 million from the National Jodie Foster Agency.”
CT:”
Is that the budget set aside for teaching English to people raised by stroke addled parents?
“Skew inda berry!”“
AO:”
We’re talking about Nell right”
CT:”
Like a tree in the wind. Copy
Nell. Copy.”
AF:”Oh, dig this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75F3CSZcCFs”
CT:”Totally unrelated and totally cool. Yea, I am cool.”
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