Dear Shredder,

Prison sucks. Luckily we have access to computers so we can at least type up a decent letter between super villains. How are you? Since we are both locked up I’d be willing to bet it sucks for you too. They recently moved me to a new block. No one really knows who I am and they certainly have no idea what I’ve done. We could have really taken over the world with our drug ring, how did it all fall apart so quickly? Oh, I know, that stupid hero WoW. When we get out, I think we should team up again and find her. Make her pay. For now, I’m just killing time.

Dr. Blight

Source: Diary of a Dorkette: December 2015 Woman of Wonderosity!

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