Story Time: September 2

It’s now 2:53am…. Everyone it’s sleep. But me.. Why you ask? The damn cats, well one of them at least. I was laying in bed all snuggling in and right about to fall asleep. Then I hear this heavy thud and run. More banging around.. I was going to try and ignore it, but he did something new. He started scratching at the door in a frantic manner and meowing.

Then more banging. So I get up thinking I’m going to yell at a cat. But I stop at the door before opening it and had a split second thought. A “what if” thought.. So I grab my hunting knife just in case. There was a lot of movement out there and the cat seemed so freaked out. So I open the door and look.

Everything is quite and still.. All silence.. I walked down the hall and see one of the chairs it’s knock over, my bills and papers all over the floor. Trash can knocked over (thank Odin we have a lock in it.) and look over and see the cat. Completely fluffed out and looking down the hall, looking pass me. I see our second cat sit on top of the couch, doing the same thing.

I look over and see nothing. Their eyes were wide and locked down the hall. Again I see nothing, I look in all the rooms, doors are lock, check on the kids. Everyone is asleep…. So I walk back and clean up the mess. I pick up the cats and brush them for a minute. They seem to return to normal, everything is all quite. So I try to go back to sleep… NOPE! With all random action and leaving things in a bewilderment state. I was now wide awake..

So here I am write you this little story, in hopes it’ll make me sleepy. If not, I’ll wait for two hours till my girlfriend gets up for work and make her some breakfast. This whole thing is weird, and unusual for the cats to do. I know my son asked me why the cat was scratching at their door a few nights ago. I thought it was odd, because they don’t do that. But I didn’t think much of it.. At least till tonight Haha. I kinda want to set up cameras and see what goes on at night.

Thank you for reading,

Jason Roberts

This.. Guy…

Severus likes to hide under the bed from time to time… But each time, he doesn’t seem to quite make it under the bed. Everyday with this guy…… I just need to get a video of him with his A.D.D speed craziness.

This.. Guy…

Severus likes to hide under the bed from time to time… But each time, he doesn’t seem to quite make it under the bed. Everyday with this guy…… I just need to get a video of him with his A.D.D speed craziness.

So This Is A Thing: Butt Covers For Your Pets……

So This Is A Thing: Butt Covers For Your Pets……

Yes you read that right in the title. Someone went through and made butt covers cats and dogs in a effort to reduce homosexuality in pets and it claims to reduces it by 43%. I’m really at a loss for words. The fine folks at christwire.org made this post just looking at the picture they have shows this girl lying next to her dog giving a thumbs-up next to her, the dog’s backside facing the picture…

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So This Is A Thing: Butt Covers For Your Pets……

So This Is A Thing: Butt Covers For Your Pets……

Yes you read that right in the title. Someone went through and made butt covers cats and dogs in a effort to reduce homosexuality in pets and it claims to reduces it by 43%. I’m really at a loss for words. The fine folks at christwire.org made this post just looking at the picture they have shows this girl lying next to her dog giving a thumbs-up next to her, the dog’s backside facing the picture…

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So This Is A Thing: Butt Covers For Your Pets……

Yes you read that right in the title. Someone went through and made butt covers cats and dogs in a effort to reduce homosexuality in pets and it claims to reduces it by 43%. I’m really at a loss for words. The fine folks at christwire.org made this post just looking at the picture they have shows this girl lying next to her dog giving a thumbs-up next to her, the dog’s backside facing the picture and has a daisy sticker covering it’s butt.

The statement that this post makes goes as follows… Cats & dog   have a sickening fascination and exploding their backsides. They’re animals that’s how they get to know each other. Specially dogs… But then it goes into saying that dogs love to do yoga opposes at the most inappropriate moments? Then they also state that the cats were even worse, walking up to the owners and display the kitty butt in the morning…. And a few more paragraphs continue on how pets use their orifices & start suspecting that animals have suspicious acts of homosexuality. The person who wrote this said that he has several hunting dogs and they thought they were Christian. He thought that they were Christian.. Wonder if he realizes that pets have no concept of government and religion. Then he continues on with the story how he came home one day found one dog, a male dog giving his other male dog the business in the backside quote unquote. He states he couldn’t believe his eyes and was crying, he took them to the vet and had them completely castrated. Had them castrated

He also states of the vet told him that it’s normal for dogs smell each others glance to say hello. I kid you not, I wish I it was making this up, this guy tells the vet…. “You cannot have hello without HELL, so let us just stop these dogs from gaying each other’s behinds before all dogs don’t go to heaven.” WTF? He goes on to say that his story is so tragic that he sure that many of us other pet owners have caught your animals doing all sorts of sick things, which makes this technologically vital? I have no idea what that means. He states also the paragraph in one of those covers up the gay causing scent glands that pets have to keep them from being so fascinated with their “stinky spots”.

In also in effort to sell is a weird little sticker product to you. He also states that it helps keeps rabbits from dallying your cats and also helps keeps animals for doing horny gay in the heat poses in front of guests.. And then in the about author section he writes, “if you don’t like what you just read you can get out of my country. Now how about a smart aleck. Follow me on twitter. Poke As your new friend on Facebook.” If you’re curious about reading this article for yourself here is a link for: http://christwire.org/2014/08/butt-covers-for-your-cat-and-dog-can-reduce-pet-homosexuality-by-43/

Also if you like to look up this author who wrote this gem, his named Abe Goodman and here is the link to his Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/abe.goodman.90

Upon further reading on the website of christwire.org in what is called the mission section this was written: “Dear friends, we are living in cruel days. Evil hours. Yes, these are certainly dark times and it’s time for the moral majority to once again step forward to bring freedom and liberty to the world.
Our culture was built on the guiding principles of conservatism and Christianity, from which all morality is born. As such American heritage was meant to be passed on from generation to generation, ensuring that our principles…our values…were never compromised.

But alas, the Left Wing Conspiracy and Liberal Agenda is spreading like a plague not only through our fine society, but through lesser cultures as well. Their sinful antics and attempt to pass off their wanton carnal desires into mainstream culture is destroying society and mankind.
That’s where we come in. Together, in this community, you and your Moral Leaders will combat the evil liberals of this world and once again ensure that a bit of freedom and righteousness once again permeates every country, and let those who don’t abide by our teachings know the eternal pit of hellfire shall be awaiting!
Sincerely,
Jack Gould Youth Pastor/Motivational Speaker
Langley CC”

I really have to share this picture of a girl who has a sticker on the dogs butt so enjoy this picture! This whole thing just leaves me scratching my head. I really hope it’s a joke but I kind of doubt it because there is a lot of effort in this website. I think it’s true… I won’t be surprised about was. Also the butt covers cost 5.00 bucks a pop… On Esty…

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