It’s that time again!! Let see! Last time I made a post about Spam it was on August 10, 2013 called Just going Through Some of The Spam Here on WordPress. In the past 2 years there have been some out there spam comments and links. So yet again I thought I share with you all the crappy spam that comes my way!! Hahaha I do hope you all enjoy, I’m at a lose for words at some of these comments.

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WTF? So that was off a post I post about the new Deadpool movie… Nothing to do with it hahaha.

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….. What? That was a comment off podcast update I did…

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This one was random. I can’t remember what this one was from. But I get a lot of these, “we’ll help build more traffic to your site.” or “There is an error code that comes up. I can help you with this.” Yeah no… Go away.

Any way keep up wrinting.|
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Don’t ask… Because I don’t know hahaha.

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Got to love those little pat on the back spam posts about your site. “{Terrific|Wonderful|Great|Fantastic|Outstanding|Exceptional|Superb|Excellent} blog” Why thank you so much for your cut and paste post and suportive words…. Yeah, no….

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I had to ask!|

Like I’m going to tell you how I did things.

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I’ve gotten a few of these “Howdy| Hi there” messages. From the southern states? They basically all stat the same thing. Who is my host, how did I make my site etc…

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Write up for what!?! Hahaha I hate people at times.

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Another one from  “Howdy| Hi there”

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“{Hola|Hey there” oops! looks like we moved to Hawaii.

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Bored at work huh?

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Heads up about what!!?? I must know!

God there are so many more of these. But I will not post them all and save you the pain hahaha. I know most of these are cut and paste, but they could at least try and make an effort. Just wow…